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One bottle, from fill to sale

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Checked against v1.0.0.6 · game v1.0.0.6 · sources on each page

TL;DR
  • Minimum load: one BloomBerry or Synthetic Yeast, plus 749 mL of water, inside a 6 by 2 grid.
  • Clock: no yeast 4 nights, power 2 yeast 2 nights, power 4 yeast 1 night.
  • Best water bonus is +1, and it applies to both Pure Water and High-Quality. Gutterflow is −3. The pamphlet complains that Pure Water lacks minerals; the score chart ignores that complaint.
  • Cash value opens at 100 cr and adds 3 cr per aged night, then the tier percent. GloomBerry wine is 44 cr, never ages, and is tagged mid-level contraband.

Night one checklist

  1. Start with a Wine Bottle. Berry quality is frozen at the moment you obtain the fruit. The Fridge will not accept BloomBerries or Wine Bottles, so chilling them does nothing.
  2. Put at least one BloomBerry, or Synthetic Yeast, into the 6 by 2 grid, and pour at least 749 mL of water.
  3. Expect the ingredients to be consumed. A Yeast Bioreactor is the exception: it comes back.
  4. A poured Sealed Water Ration scores as Basewater, which is a zero, not a bonus.
  5. Sleep out the clock in the table below. After ferment finishes, each further night adds 1 to age and 3 cr. An AgeWell repeats that aging extra times in the same night. Age never promotes the tier.
YeastPowerNightsPrice
None—4—
Yeast2210 cr
Super Yeast4120 cr
Yeast Bioreactor22250 cr, returned
Synthetic Yeast228 cr, makes GloomBerry wine

BloomBerries are grown in the Hydroponic System. Which plant stat produces a −1 berry versus a +2 berry is Not verified yet, so do not invent a greenhouse target.

Add the score, then read the tier

InputScore change
Each berry, by its locked quality−1, 0, +1, or +2
Bottle holds at least two berriesadd 1
Yeast went into the gridadd 1
Water is Pure Water, or it is High-Qualityadd 1
Water is Basewaterno change
Water is Ghostwatersubtract 1
Water is Rustwatersubtract 2
Water is Gutterflowsubtract 3

The in-game BloomBerry Wine Fermenting Guide claims Pure Water is short on minerals. Leave that pamphlet alone when you total the score: Pure Water still grants +1, same as High-Quality. Only the two highest tiers carry the luxury tag: a 5, and a 6 or higher. A score of 0 or worse can be poured out so you keep the glass. To price a finished BloomBerry bottle in the sell-price calculator, set the base to 100 cr plus 3 cr for every night already aged, and use the tier percent as the condition effect. A rent-adjusted weekly profit for a perfect bottle was not in the notes.

Synthetic Yeast builds counterfeit GloomBerry wine. That bottle is mid-level contraband, listed at 44 cr, and aging does not touch it.

Tiers and the Friday kit

ScoreTierValue change
6 or moreMaster Vintage+75%
5Reserve+50%
3 or 4Production Wine+25%
2Homebrew0
1Bucket Brew−15%
0 or lessUndrinkable−100%

Pay 200 cr for the Retired Winemaker upgrade and the seller arrives each Friday carrying 4 Wine Bottles, 8 BloomBerries, two sealed rations, and 4 yeasts. Two of the yeast slots can turn into Super Yeast on a 25% roll. A separate 5% roll can include a Yeast Bioreactor. The parcel bundled with the purchase is smaller: three yeasts, three bottles, a pair of BloomBerries, one sealed ration, a magnifying glass, and the fermenting guide. After you own the upgrade, Dr. Jackson's wine shelf lists an AgeWell on 33% of checks and a Yeast Bioreactor on 20%.

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