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Test the jug, then pick a cleanerDo not pay the sticker until you test. Under a 35% water share the name flips to Unknown Water and the till uses the Gutterflow rate.One bottle, from fill to saleMinimum load: one BloomBerry or Synthetic Yeast, plus 749 mL of water, inside a 6 by 2 grid.Stock the tank before the night kills itThe Recirculating Aquaculture System is an 8 by 4 tank capped at 12,000 mL.Machine Modules and Storage BaysA Chemical Equipment Module is 250 cr. Blender loss falls from 35% to 0% across four modules. Finisher contamination falls from 12% to 0%.Starting Scenarios and DifficultiesLaunch news names nine starts: Apprentice, Water Merchant, Fence, Gunsmith, Chemist, Hydroponic Farmer, Aquafarmer, Rat Wrangler, and Rock Bottom.EndingsThe launch post says the ending is buying the store from the landlord. The end screen shows full stats, your most profitable sale, days survived, total worth, and perks earned.Probably Stolen Beginner GuideStart with Caffeine Pill: 5 mL of Caffeine, 10 cr base value, filed as in-game medicine.How to Make Money in Probably StolenGrade is the widest lever on a lab product: Lab Pure is +135%, Street Standard is 0%, Starch Grade is −95%.How to Buy Out Your Shop in Probably StolenCash store prices start at 12,000 cr on Cozy and Normal, 24,000 on Hard, and 36,000 on Challenge, then rise after day 50 up to a cap.Radioactive Waste Job in Probably StolenThe Corporate Waste Manager pays 100 cr per barrel.Customer Reactions to Lab ProductsThe verified figure is an 8% reaction chance per level.